A Joke on Hell

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Below is a really funny joke on Hell, I found somewhere while stumbling around on the web.

A man dies and goes to hell where he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

 

He first goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?” He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour after which they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the hells for different countries like USA & Russia but He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

 

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?” He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.” He replies, “But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, then why are there so many people waiting to get in?”

 

He gets a very comic reply, “Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!”

Source: Various Websites

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Installing Husband

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Read the hillarious conversation between a woman and an IT guy.

A woman writes to an IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as News 5.0, Money 3.0 and Cricket 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Mary

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Reply by the IT Support Guy

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the latest Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications, Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
Regards,
Tech Support

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What do you think about that funny conversation?

What Answer Do You Need ?

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Recently while stumbling around a jokes’ website, I discovered something that had a scope of being converted to a beautiful Infographic. The title of the joke read, “Engineers are impossible, they can do anything!”. It was type of a “Math Joke” and below is the infographic I drafted for that post. (Since this is the first time I am making an infographic, please forgive any mistakes or errors in it and do point them out in the comments!)

If you believed in the Maths shown on the infographic then you should “Go Home and apologize to your parents” because the Steps used in that are logically not possible! **This is just a joke, so don’t take this seriosly**